President Obama has just been reelected. Here is what we can expect from four more years of Democratic rule, why, and what we can do about. Ignore this at your own peril.
What We Can Expect: Four more years of catastrophic storms hitting the United States.
Why We Can Expect It:
The citizens of Maine, Maryland, and Washington legalized same-sex marriage.
The citizens of Minnesota failed to ban it.
God hates same-sex marriage.
God punishes those who endorse it with terrible storms.
You shouldn’t be surprised by any of this. In fact the gays themselves warned us:
The symbol of the GLBT movement is the rainbow.
Rainbows appear after storms.
What we can do about it:
Eschew all things rainbow.
Pass a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage.
Get a nicer God.
I vote for option 3.